The Cewshcast Wrestling Weekly Vacation Recap Extravaganza

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Hello for the first time in a few weeks, cats and kittens! After a few weeks of well deserved, (okay so that’s super debatable,) rest and relaxation, your Cewshcast team is back this week with not one, not two, not three, but FOUR podcasts. That’s so damn many podcasts it doesn’t even make sense. But lest you think these are just four same sounding, generic Cewshcasts, you better slap yourself with a fish for doubting us and listen up.

First up, the guys catch up with the results from WWE Payback 2017, a show that looked horrible on paper, but got real, real sexy by the end. Predictions contest winners are announced, emotions are had about Roman Reigns and Braun Stowman, and Alexa Bliss is the queen of the universe.

CLICK HERE FOR PART 1!

As part 2 of our “We Went On Vacation And Holy Shit A Lot Of Stuff Happened So We Better Cover It” recap spectacular, this episode sees Julius and Jason throw off the yoke of their podcast oppressor as they do an entire show without any Cewsh supervision whatsoever. They compare Raw to Impact, play a game of WHAT IFFFFF, and go out of their way to explore Cewsh’s greatest fear in detail, (and yes, he really is afraid of those.)

 CLICK HERE FOR PART 2!

The next two podvasts will be up later this week, including a special bonus one so weird and ridiculous that even we aren’t sure what to do with it. Enjoy!

The LAWcast Ep. 7 – The WCW Spring Stampede That You Voted For!

This week on the ever fresh and buoyant Lawcast, your hosts are breaking down the listener’s choice for the most interesting Spring Stampede, WCW Spring Stampede 1999! And boy is it ever interesting. From the last spasm of life for Goldberg’s push, to the unmasking of Rey Mysterio, all the way over to the unrealized potential of Booker T, this show opens the doors for a big ol’ discussion on the fall of WCW. It represents all that was wrong with WCW, while at the same time being perhaps the final good show in WCW history!

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The Lawcast Ep. 6 – The Pinpoint of Hope That Was TNA Lockdown 2008

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Hello cats and kittens, and welcome to the sixth episode of The Lawcast. Today Law and Cewsh talk about the greatest night in TNA history in terms of sales, attention and credibility, TNA Lockdown 2008. On a show so near and dear to Cewsh that he won’t shut up about it, there are a million questions that need answering. Why was the main event so amazing and why did they never do it again? And what the fuck is a Cuffed in the Cage match? Who was lazier in 2008: Kevin Nash or Scott Steiner? Click that play button to find out the answer to those and many, many more!

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12 Rounds, Starring John Cena (Classic)

 

Welcome, cats and kittens to yet another installment of…hey now, wait a minute, what’s this? 12 Rounds? Isn’t that the John Cena movie? Does that even count as a wrestling review? I don’t know man, I think I may be shocked and appalled at this turn of events. If these thoughts sound familiar because they’re crashing through your brain right now at the speed of toast, don’t worry, we here at Cewsh Review Headquarters have bucked our traditions a little bit to bring you this, but there is a money back guarantee on you liking it. Of course since it is free. Hmm.

Anyway, what we have here is a twofold review. First, we have documented, summarized and reviewed what is obviously the greatest movie of the past year, starring a true American hero (and Vice’s favorite wrestler) John Cena. Second, this will function as a walking (or whatever words do when we’re not looking) advertisement for future wrestling related movie reviews in our Sunday Supplements bonus features. Movies like Santa With Muscles, Santa’s Slay, and even some movies that didn’t involve a wrestler as an ass kicking Santa, as if there could be anything better than that. So kick back, give the newness a try, and if you don’t like it, then I invite you blame John Cena.

We usually do.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking MOVIE review!

P.S. Um, yeah, spoilers ahead.

P.P.S. This is by far our most image and gif heavy review that we’ve ever done. I heartily recommend closing other windows and such while you read it, lest your computer spontaneously combust. You have been warned.

P.P.P.S. This was originally posted in like 2010, so apologies for any dated references. Hope you enjoy!
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The Lawcast Ep. 5 – The Bizarre Miracle That Was ECW Barely Legal 1997

Hello cats and kittens, and welcome to the fifth episode of The Lawcast. Since we’re coming to the end of April, The Law and Cewsh are taking a special look back at a show that changed the wrestling industry forever, for better and for worse, ECW Barely Legal 1997. ECW’s first ever PPV had a cast of misfits, a backstory that defies belief, and more a booking structure that makes no goddamn sense. It’s a travesty, it’s a miracle, and there is so much to talk about. Why did Rob Van Dam never leave ECW? What made Sabu vs. Taz so great? And what the hell is Stevie Richards doing in the main event?

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