WWE Royal Rumble 2017

 

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Welcome, cats and kittens, to the first ever Cewsh Review! Wait, that’s not right. We’ve done these before, haven’t we? Sorry, it’s just been an awfully long time since we actually reviewed a show the week that it aired, and the whole thing is confusing the hell out of me. Let’s try again. Ahem. Welcome, cats and kittens, to another installment of the only reviews that Donald Trump hasn’t banned yet, Cewsh Reviews! Today we have a special treat for you all as we finally get up to date and kick off the Road to Wrestlemania with a Royal Rumble that feels very different for a change. The undercard is loaded with interesting title matches with far reaching implications, the Rumble is packed so full of star power that I have no idea where they’re going to fit them all, and even the pre show matches were more interesting than some recent PPV main events. But i’m getting ahead of myself. Back to help me sort through all of this is our Royal Rumble Professor, MichaelC, who will drop knowledge so white hot and insightful that you’ll be fanning yourself by the time he’s done like a Southern belle with a case of the vapors. We’re here to Rumble, baby. Let’s do this thing.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

 

NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11

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Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the only reviews that are eagerly waiting to receive their Wrestle Kingdom press pass, any year now, Cewsh Reviews! Tonight, we have a special treat for you as we roll out that magnificent red carpet, put on our fanicest finery, and stroll arm and arm right into the Tokyo Dome for NJPW Wrestle Kingdom 11! If you know about Wrestle Kingdom, you don’t need me to tell you that on this night, the entire wrestling world revolves around Tokyo, Japan. If you don’t know about Wrestle Kingdom, then welcome, my friend. Take a seat, enjoy some of our artisanal cheeses and get ready, because the greatest night of the wrestling year is upon us, and it is time to FEAST.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

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