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Cewsh Reviews: Wrestlemania 29

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WWE Wrestlemania XXIX

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the coolest cats this side of a serial killer’s refrigerator  Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as we all don our tuxedos and evening dresses for the fanciest and most prestigious night of the wrestling year. Come be thrilled as our monocles pop out in amazement, come be dazzled as our silken fans flutter to calm our enraged emotions, and come be confused as you try to figure out how you feel about Vice in an evening gown. However you come join us, and for whatever reason, we have our most jam packed, star studded gala event of the season ready and waiting for you to partake of. Will John Cena embrace the hate and finally get redemption for his greatest failure? Will Triple H’s career survive the horrific machination of a deranged monster? Will CM Punk be the man who forever tarnishes the greatest statistic in wrestling history? Is anyone else even on this show? There’s only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!
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The Law Reviews: Wrestlemania 29

Wrestlemania 29: Greatness vs. Redemption
April 7, 2013
Metlife Stadium
East Rutherford, New Jersey

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Losing to The Rock at Wrestlemania 28 was a lowpoint of John Cena’s career. And the 12 months that followed were even rougher. He was brutalized by Brock Lesnar, humiliated by a loss to John Laurinaitus at the Over the Limit pay-per-view, failed in numerous attempts to win the WWE Championship, and was defeated by Dolph Ziggler at TLC. And off the screen he suffered through the dissolution of his marriage.

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WWE Wrestlemania XXVIII

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WWE Wrestlemania XXVIII

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the always delightfully insane Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we finally come to the conclusion of the wrestling year with the single biggest event in professional wrestling, WWE Wrestlemania 28. This year WWE seem to have outdone themselves with stars aplenty and feuds galore. We’ll see two of the biggest names in wrestling history do battle to decide which is the bigger star, two legends duke it out to end an era, and two smark love affairs collide. There will also be a Kane match. This, along with all the pomp and circumstance implied therein, can be yours for the low low price of simply continuing to read after this paragraph is over.

Still with us?

Good. Because not only do we have the big show, (also…

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The Law Reviews: Wrestlemania XXVIII

Wrestlemania XXVIII: Once in a Lifetime
April 1, 2012
Sun Life Stadium
Miami, Florida

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Every wrestler walks in the footsteps of giants. They should all recognize that the only reason they can earn a living in the ring is because of the men who came before them. Being a third generation wrestler, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson would know that better than anyone. When he became a wrestler, he took the name “Rocky Maivia” as a tribute to his father, Rocky Johnson, and his grandfather “High Chief” Peter Maivia. And the name Rocky Maivia eventually fell by the wayside and The Rock surpassed his legendary family members. Continue reading

WWE Wrestlemania XXVII

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WWE Wrestlemania XXVII

Welcome, cats and kittens, to yet another installment of the reviewers that bring in the viewers, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight, as the culmination of the wrestling year (or the part of it your grandma may have actually heard of anyway) is nigh, and it is finally time for WWE Wrestlemania XXVII! Now the sheer media blitz of Wrestlemania (and our preview special if you’re a good little Cewshketeer) has probably made it abundantly clear what is on this show, so I’m not going to waste any more time hyping it for you. All I’ll say is that excitement is high among the CR Clan going in and we have champagne wishes and caviar dreams about how things may go. Will this Wrestlemania top last year’s above average show? What the fuck will the Rock actually be…

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