The Top 5 Joshi Wrestlers of All Time

Welcome welcome, boys and girls.  I’ve gathered you all here today for a very special history lesson very near and dear to my heart.  That subject is Joshi (of Japanese Women’s) Wrestling, and the list is of the greatest stars of that particular wrestling genre.  Now I know that Japanese wrestling isn’t everyone’s cup of sake, and women’s wrestling is much the same, so when you read the title of this list you might have thought to yourself “Ugh, another Puro review and now its about chicks?” or perhaps even sadly “Joshwhatnow?”  Its a fair point that in North America, women’s wrestling still struggles on for credibility, especially among casual fans of WWE, but these are no Barbie dolls or models, my friends.  These women represent some of the greatest wrestlers that the industry has ever beheld.  These women showed that you could be beautiful (or not) and still not only be as good as the men, but could completely make them look silly by comparison.  These women built a national sensation from scratch and made it so beloved that its stars are still revered in Japanese culture to this day.  These women are absolute fucking badasses.

And They Aint Hard To Look At, Either.

Don’t believe me?  See how you feel after you’ve met the five best.  So clear some time in your busy day of Angry Birds and masturbation, and pay some attention and some damn respect to the five greatest Joshi wrestlers of all time.

Number 5 – Dump Matsumoto

Its the eternal question.  Would a hero be a hero without a villain?  For every great hero in all forms of media, there always exists an ultimate foil for them, to challenge them in ways nobody else can.  Batman has the Joker, GI Joe had Cobra Commander, Rocky had Apollo, Hulk Hogan had Roddy Piper and the Crush Gals had Dump Matsumoto.

Emerging from obscurity in the early 80s like a bat out hell, Matsumoto wasted absolutely no time in placing the entire AJW roster on notice, as she left a path of wanton destruction in her wake on her way to the top.  By 1983 she had already become World Champion, but the feud that would truly define her wouldn’t roll around until the mid 80s when she became formally acquainted with Chigusa Nagayo and her partner Lioness Asuka and the sensation that was the Crush Gals.  Throughout the rest of the decade Matsumoto would wage war against these incredible babyfaces with a number of partners (including a wet behind the ears Bull Nakano).  To say that she was the perfect foil to them is to almost misunderstand the point entirely.  She didn’t earn boos, she started RIOTS.  Matsumoto utilized hardcore tactics and sadistic bullying techniques that were quite simply ahead of her time, including shaving the head of the most popular member of the most popular tag team in wrestling history; a move which nearly caused fans to rush the ring.  At the peak of her fame, she even found herself in the WWE for a short while, completely turning the stereotypes that company demands of their women on their head and introducing Bull Nakano to American audiences for the first time.

Like many others, Matsumoto retired in the late 80s as the Joshi phenomenon began to wear itself out, and left behind a career filled with terror and pain for any who dared cross her or her rogue’s gallery of friends.  And like all great heels everywhere, to this day she is remembered fondly by Japanese audiences for her skill and brass balls the size of a pickup truck.  Its no surprise that when Sega wanted to release a wrestling game in Japan in the 90s, hers is the number they called.  And the rest, as they say, is history.

Suck On That, Trish Stratus.

Promotions Worked For:  AJW, WWE

Championships Held:  AJW Championship (1 time), WWWA Tag Team Championship (2 time)

Biggest Rival:  Crush Gals
Finisher: The Lariat and Splash

Greatest Match:  vs. Chigusa Nagayo Hair vs. Hair Match (11/7/86)

Number 4 – Aja Kong

“God made the devil just for fun. When he wanted the real thing, he made Aja Kong.”

To be perfectly honest with you, it would be irresponsible for me to even tell you about Aja Kong, as mere descriptions of her titanic badassery appearing on your computer may be enough to void its warranty.  But Irresponsible is my middle name (possibly), so let’s get to it.

Now when looking at Aja Kong’s career, its important to realize exactly how earmarked for success she was right from the beginning.  She was trained by Jaguar Yokota and the AJW wrestling school, and when she graduated she immediately began learning how to be a monster by joining Dump Matsumoto’s stable (the Atrocious Alliance) and staying by her side until Matsumoto’s retirement in 1988.  Indeed, you could see Dump’s influence on Kong through the career that followed as Kong grew more and more into the role of an anti authoritative, punked out killer in the ring as times rolled on into the 90s, the decade that would prove to be hers as much as any other wrestler’s.  After losing a tag match with her partner in 91 and having her head shaved, there was no looking back for Kong, and she began merking people with a fire never before seen among Joshi wrestlers. 

Through the years she kept up her reputation for badassery, producing perhaps the most accolade filled career of any of her peers, and even being brought in by WWE to wrestle a match at Survivor Series 1995 (where she was the sole survivor and pinned every member of the other team, naturally).

Warning: Objects Crushing You May Be Meaner Than They Appear.

She was even destined to face the Women’s Champion Alundra Blayze at the Royal Rumble, but unfortunately Blayze got fired before Kong could backfist her into the 8th dimension.  So instead Kong came back to Japan, and just opened up her own promotion ARISON, which she presided over with an iron backfist until 2001 when one day on live television she just announced that she quit and wandered off in the middle of a match for her own company.  Like a boss.

Since then she hasn’t done much.  Except, you know, serving as the inspiration and head trainer for Awesome Kong and Ayako Hamada, who I hear turned out okay.

But even that wasn’t enough to sate the bloodlust, so just this year she made her return to the United States for CHIKARA’s Joshimania event, showing a whole new generation of women just what it means to tangle with the Rial Queen.

Aja Kong was a great wrestler, of that there’s no doubt.  But more than that, she may be the best monster that wrestling has ever seen and might ever see.  For many wrestlers, its hard to earn respect from their peers and fear from their fans.  For Kong, it was Tuesday.

Like a boss.

Promotions Worked For:  AJW, ARISON, GAEA Japan, HUSTLE, Japan Wrestling Pure, Ladies Legend Pro Wrestling, OZ Academy, WWE, Chikara

Notable Championships Held:  AJW Championship (1 time), AJW Tag Team Championship (1 time), All Pacific Championship (1 time), WWWA World Heavyweight Championship (2 times), WWWA World Tag Tam Championship (4 times), Queen of ARISON (1 time), AAAW Singles Championship (3 times), AAAW Tag Team Championship (3 times), HUSTLE Super Tag Team Championship (1 time),Japan Grand Prix (2 times)
Biggest Rival:  Manami Toyota
Finisher: Uraken

Greatest Match: with Sakie Hasegawa, Kyoko Inoue and Takako Inoue vs. Dynamite Kansai, Cutie Suzuki, Mayumi Ozaki and Hikari Fukuoka JWP Thunder Queen Battle (7/31/93)

Note: This match begins as a series of 5 singles matches between wrestlers from AJW (Kong’s team) and wrestlers from JWP to determine which company is superior, and then becomes a massive tag team match further into it.

Number 3 – Jaguar Yokota

Far back into the earliest days of Joshi, there was a tag team called the Beauty Pair (Jackie Sado and Maki Ueda) who really put the concept on the map on a national scale.  There were beautiful and bad mamajamas and watching them inspired a young girl named Rimi Yokota to train to become a wrestler just like them.  She was a such a natural talent that this took even less time than she expected, and by the time she was 19 she had already beaten her idol Jackie Sado for the WWWA World Heavyweight Championship and had become the top Joshi star in the world.  For the next two years she broke faces and hearts as World Champion before losing the title ultimately to La Galactica who was actually just noted Marvel villain Galactus in a rhinestone wig.  But this was only the beginning for Yokota who is the next few years made a name for herself as an unbelievably talented and charismatic wrestler in feuds with greats like Devil Masami and Lioness Asuka and was instrumental in putting over the Crush Gals.

Unfortunately in 1985 she retired due to injury at the ripe old age of 24, and for many people their story would stop there as another white hot career cut sadly short by injury, but the Jaguar doesn’t play like that.  She tried to figure out what she could do to help Joshi and AJW and settled on opening a wrestling school for them which only turned out the majority of the greatest Joshi wrestlers of all time, including 2 other women on this list (Manami Toyota and Aja Kong).  When that got too boring in the 90s, she decided to lace up the boots, doctors be damned, and kick people in the face for a living again in her own damn company named Yoshimoto Pro (or Jd’).  Then she married a rock star, because honestly, why not?

Motherfuckers, I’m Flossy.

Ultimately, she will be remembered as the first truly great wrestler that the Joshi movement ever had, and served as the bridge between the era of the Beauty Pair and the era of the Crush Gals, influencing everyone who saw her along the way.  Other women did more, other women had more, but no other woman perhaps in wrestling history, has been as influential as Jaguar Yokota.

Promotions Worked For:  AJW, Jd’, HUSTLE

Championships Held:  AJW Championship (1 time), WWWA World Championship (2 times), WWWA Tag Team Championship (1 time), AWF Championship (1 time), TWF Championship (1 time)
Biggest Rival:  Devil Masumi
Finisher: Fisherman Buster

Greatest Match: vs. Lioness Asuka AJW In Budokon (08/05/85)

Number 2 – Crush Gals

Quick!  Name all of the wrestlers who became crossover pop culture superstars.  Hulk Hogan?  Yes, good.  The Rock?  Absolutely.  Ludvig Borga? Where did that come from?  Anyway, if you were making a list of such people who have achieved success on that level within the wrestling industry, it would not be a long list.  But it certainly would feature the Crush Gals.

In 1983 two young up and comers named Lioness Asuka and Chigusa Nagayo joined forces together as the Crush Gals, and from that point forward the Joshi world would never be the same.  Almost overnight the two become a national sensation, not just among wrestling fans, but among little girls all over Japan.  They made Joshi wrestling into the coolest thing on the block and the fans responded, with record attendance and television ratings seemingly every week.  Not only that, but they were also both incredible in ring performers and had a very rare natural chemistry together that led to some of the most exciting tag team matches in wrestling history against the Jumping Bomb Angels and more especially their arch rival Dump Matsumoto and her slew of monster partners.  They tore things up across the country for nearly 7 years before finally imploding, leading to a classic feud between them that sent them both off of the road to singles wrestling superstardom.

Their relevance to pop culture can’t be stated enough here.  There has never been a tag team anywhere in the world, male or female, that rivaled these two in terms of actual popularity on a mainstream level.  They were goddamned everywhere in the 80s, from tv shows, to magazines, to actually releasing albums that, no shit, were actually enormous hits on their own.

Really Really.

These weren’t just wrestlers, they were superstars, and unbeknownst to much of the Western world, they were a Hulk Hogan phenomenon all on their own at the same time in history.

Promotions Worked For:  AJW

Championships Held:  
Biggest Rival:  Dump Matsumoto
Finisher: Various
Greatest Match: vs. The Jumping Bomb Angels  2/3 Falls Match (3/8/86)

Number 1 – Manami Toyota

When speaking of many of the women on this list, it has frequently been a challenge just to condense their accomplishments and accolades in some kind of worthwhile summary.  There have been others where it was a struggle to encapsulate exactly what it is about them that made them leap off of the screen and mark themselves as special.  There have been still others for who are widely unknown, even among current fans of women’s wrestling, so it was difficult to get across exactly how significant they are in the context of history.  

Manami Toyota applies to none of that.
Madam Toyota is nothing less than the greatest female babyface that has ever occupied a wrestling ring.  With a fire that seemed almost otherworldly and a body that took more abuse than Sylvester Stallone’s face in all 6 Rocky movies, Toyota was the torch that would never go out and the hero would would never say die.  When you combine this with the knowledge that Aja Kong was her greatest rival, you might begin to get an idea of the kinds of unprecedented showdowns that resulted, as the two obliterated the idea of what women’s wrestling could ever be expected to be with a series of matches on par with any that have ever been wrestled by anyone anywhere at any time.  To call her one of the greatest women’s wrestlers ever would be to make an understatement so vast it would be like calling the Titanic “leaky”.  She was the leader of the Big Egg Universe generation, an inspiration to the current generation of up and coming Joshi girls (just as the Crush Girls inspired her to become a wrestler herself) and after years out of the spotlight, she came out of retirement in 2010 kicking ass like nobody’s business just to show she still could.

But how do you get to become a figure of such renown?  Simple.  First, be trained by one of the greatest wrestlers who ever lived and become her protege (Jaguar Yokota).  Then form a tag team beloved nationwide and steal every show you’re on as part of it (Tokyo Sweethearts with Mimi Shimoda).  Then form a tag team even MORE beloved with your arch rival (Toshiyo Yamada) that tears the house down so intensely night after night that even noted misogynist Dave Meltzer feels moved to regularly give your matches 5 stars.  Then go on to force him to give you that honor six more times and become recognized as the equal or superior of any male wrestler alive at a time when women in America were getting naked on pay per view just to get on the show.
Toyota carried the torch of Joshi from the dying days of the 80s heyday all the way through the huge rebirth in the 90s and through the dark days of the 00s.  Her lists of great matches, great feuds, titles won and wrestlers influenced are so staggeringly long and profoundly thorough that its incredible that she found enough time in the day to do it all.  But in the twilight of her career (never tell her I said that), she stands head and shoulders above her peers as the enduring icon of her genre.
Bow before the Queen of Queens, peasants.  It doesn’t get any better than this.
Promotions Worked For:  AJW, GAEA, NEO, OZ Academy, UWA, JWP Project, CHIKARA

Championships Held:  AJW Championship (1 time), All Pacific Championship (2 times), WWWA World Championship (4 times), WWWA World Tag Team Championships (3 times), IWA World Women’s Championship (1 time), and Japan Grand Prix (4 times).
Biggest Rival:  Aja Kong
Finisher: Japanese Ocean Cyclone Suplex
Greatest Match:  vs. Aja Kong  Big Egg Universe (11/20/94)

I hope you guys enjoyed the history lesson as much as I enjoyed watching back through the matches in order to bring it to you.  Just remember these matches and these women the next time you watch TNA give their Knockouts about 8 seconds worth of screen time or the next time WWE signs a model to wrestle and contemplate on how just different things could be.  Til next time, friends.

Written by Cewsh

I am the owner and operator of Cewsh Reviews. We review pro wrestling shows in a way that is funny and educational. Probably. Usually at least one or the other.


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