TNA No Surrender 2010

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TNA NO SURRENDER 2010

Welcome, cats and kittens to yet another installment of your very favorite stock option advice resource, Cewsh Reviews! We have a special treat for you tonight as we head on down to Florida for TNA’s No Surrender 2010 PPV, and let me tell you, we are hyped. For many wrestling fans WWE is the only game in town, so they know well the phenomenon of the Road To Wrestlemania, the three months leading from the Royal Rumble to Wrestlemania. Well TNA doesn’t have a road, persay, but it’s safe to say that we are on the dirt road clogged with hillbillies selling moonshine out of the back of their broken down pick up trucks of Bound For Glory. TNA’s show of shows is one month away, and after the major shakeup of recent weeks, with the invasion of EC…EV 2,0 and the reinvasion of Fortune, not to mention the vacant World Championship after Rob Van Dam was forced to vacate (because they used up all of the dates on his contract a month before their biggest show of the year), things are getting crazy. So how will this show do at getting us hyped for the big time next month? Only one way to find out.

So without any further ado, let’s do a motherfucking review!

Segment 1 – OPENING VIDEO FEVER!

Cewsh:


Segment 2 – TNA World Tag Team Championships – The Motor(boating) City Machine Guns (c) vs. Generation Me(atloaf).

Vice:

Cewsh:

No Contest Following Five More Minutes.

Segment 3 – TNA X Division Championship – Doug (Half Mast) Williams (c) vs. (The Muslim Assassin) Sabu.

Cewsh:

Vice:

No Contest Following 5 More Minutes.

Segment 4 – (Red) Velvet (Cake) Sky w/ Angelina Love vs. Madison (Goddess) Rayne w/ Tara.

Cewsh:

Vice:

No Contest Following 5 More Minutes.


Segment 5 – The Creatures Of The Burger Bite.
Cewsh:

Segment 6 – Abyss (The Black Hole Of This Promotion) vs. Rhino (I Stand Corrected).
Vice:
Cewsh:
No Contest Following Five More Minutes.
Segment 7 – Team Perfect Strangers (Samoa Joe and Jeff Jarrett) vs. The Shuffleboard (Kevin Nash and Sting).
Cewsh:
Vice:
No Contest Following Five More Minutes.
Segment 8 – I Quit Match – AJ (I’m Doing What Now) Styles vs. Tommy (Business As Usual) Dreamer.
Cewsh:
Vice:
No Contest Following Five More Minutes.
Segment 9 – Kurt Angle OR THORIN GREYBEARD?
Cewsh:

Segment 10 – TNA World Championship Tournament Semi Finals – Kurt (The Greatest) Angle vs. Jeff (The Highest) Hardy.
Cewsh:
Vice:
No Contest Following Five More Minutes…And Then Another Five Just To Be Sure.
Segment 11 – The Pope Is Missing His Hat.
Cewsh:
Segment 12 – TNA World Championship Semi Finals – Mr. (Tibbs) Anderson vs. (Man Whatever Happened To The R&B Singer) D’Angelo Dinero.

Vice:

Cewsh:

No Contest Following Five More Minutes Of Absolutely Nothing.

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Cewsh’s Conclusion:

Cewsh: So yeah, not buying it are you? Don’t worry, we’ll be doing a real review too, coming up soon, but this was just too much fun to resist. VIVA LA FACEPLAM.

Vice’s Verdict:

Vice:

Well boys and girls…yeah that was really something. Next week you can expect the golden glow of WWE Night Of Champions, but there’s so much to do this week that WHO CARES MAN, we could all be under the thumb of the fascist oppessor by then. So kick back, enjoy life in the moment, and keep an eye out for the real TNA No Surrender 2010 review in the days to come, go check out Part 2 of our Top Ten list of the Biggest Surprises In Wrestling History on the blog right now, and keep an eye out for another eye popping, brain filling, soul orgasming Supplement coming to you this Sunday.

So please forgive us, keep reading, and as always, be good to one another.

Especially us.

2 thoughts on “TNA No Surrender 2010

  1. Cewsh says:

    Ultimately, we decided not to do one, because the idea of watching the show again to review is was akin to shoving red hot daggers into my eyes while listening to Cher.

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  2. Anonymous says:

    where is the real review at?

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