Unlike Cewsh, I don’t hand out actual scores for individual matches, so I don’t really have any hard statistics to come up with stuff for “Best” categories. I just have favorites. I should point out that year end awards are very difficult for me to do, because I don’t have any concept of time. To prove that, one of my very first thoughts for favorite match of this year was actually from 2007. You could say that my memory is similar to that of a goldfish. Ironically, the only thing that can truly help solve my memory problems is something that commonly destroys short term memory. Life, right?
And this is late because I wanted to wait until the veeeeeery end of the year before reaching conclusions. If you believed that, I may as well tell you that the Tooth Fairy is real, and that she’s actually a prostitute named Janet who lives in New York. Yes, Vice is lazy. Also, I don’t know who the fuck came up with the idea of doing extra stuff on Sundays, because my Sundays are very similar to the life of Al Bundy. Fending off women with a hand halfway down my pants, watching bad television and eating, is the best way to live life.
Anyway, I haz awordz and you can haz them two.